A true story from deep in the heart of coal mine country
Oh those evil coal mines! And don’t get me started on the miners who propagate their evil.
But alas, there’s a catch to this narrative. You see, this past Friday (Sept. 2), an electric vehicle (you know, the cars who are going to save the planet?) broke down in the heart of (gulp!) coal mine country. Guess who recharged the car?
Yep, you guessed it: coal miners. And they used evil coal power to do so.
Think about it: coal miners save an electric car — with coal power.
Don’t you hate it when real life interrupts — and contradicts — our dogma?
This past Thursday evening (September 1, 2022), Joe Biden did his best to rally the country to vote in this year’s midterms. After watching the speech, I redoubled my resolve to do just that.
Voting is a non-negotiable hallmark of our democracy. So vote I will.
As a “MAGA conservative,” I will make sure to elect other like-minded extremists who (per Joe’s own words) “don’t respect the Constitution” and are “determined to take this country backward.” Indeed, I will vote for — and/or support — any “extremist” candidate with “dangerous” policies such as border security, fiscal responsibility, respect for traditional values, and showing strength to our enemies.
Thanks, Joe. Even though I was already mega-motivated, your speech lit a fire under me — as well as millions of other “extremists.”